Aliens are totally cool. They told me that climate changes aren’t real and that’s why they are so cool! Also, if climate change would actually be a thing, it would affect other planets too. It would also transform retards into smart people. They told me that They came from Chernobyl. So I thought to myself "Wow! Chernobyl is awesome! I should visit it this summer. A nice family trip to Chernobyl" said the guy who doesn’t even have a wife, kids, or friends.
A scientist claimed that "aliens doesn’t exist". Which is totally fake. Aliens exist. And if they didn’t, why did the guy claimed that he got abducted by aliens?