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Humongous Zlatue skyrockets

The 60 feet tall statue of soccer player Zlatan Ibrahimovic will soon be placed in the legend's home town Malmö. The art piece made by famous sculptor Ares Wongilo was originally crafted as a tribute to orange farmer Hippy Carew and planned to be the main attraction at Holmenkollen agricultural center in Oslo. After the 6 years of legal disputes that led to the redesign and change of subject matter, the chairman of the municipal council of Malmö Cats Starfield happily presented the news about the move.

— We are proud to annouce the placement of a vertical plant facility on top of landmark Turning Torso. Its golden surface will rival the sun, and the mesh holes filled with fresh grass will spread the word of our green philosophy. Let's kiss this guy!

The football wiz is busy planning business strategies when prompted for a comment, but responds

— Don't mention the fertilizer!

Fake News' reporter in nearby Lund concludes that you probably don't have to go there to see it.