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WW3 is occurring in secret and nobody knows

We could all die. Secret nuclear missiles have been fired all over the planet!

These missiles are hitting trees and the north pole and are causing global warming and deforestation

Yes thats right — global warming was a lie covering up WW3. It has been going on since the cold war after George Kebolinksi reunited the soviet union. Donald trump has also been secretly president this entire time.